It was recently theorized that all New Yorker cartoons could be captioned
with “Christ, what an asshole” without compromising their comedic value.

I discovered this is true of virtually all comics, old and new:

Update: sorry for the downtime, folks, wasn't anticipating all the attention, and apparently
neither was my web host. Things should be a little more stable now. Thanks for all the
submissions! I have a backlog of them to go through and add to the site, but more are
coming soon—stay tuned!

—Robert

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